Stormy Daniels Compares Trump's Penis to Toad From Mario Kart

Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump

I think I speak for everyone who remembered Toad as the most nimble of the Super Mario crew when I say, thanks for ruining Mario Kart, Stormy!

She describes how Trump's body guard allegedly asked her to dinner, which she says ended up being an invitation to the brash billionaire's penthouse suite, reports the Guardian. Between the details of her relationship with Trump throughout the years and her ongoing legal battles against him and Michael Cohen, Daniels also goes into...um, colorful detail about what it was like to have sex with him.

The comparison - which highlights Daniels as a gamer - has come to light in the outlines of the couple's alleged sex session in her upcoming tell-all, Full Disclosure.

"How many details can you really give about two minutes?" she added - considering there's now a tell-all book, looks like a lot. In the transcripts obtained by the site, Daniels compares Trump's penis size to a toadstool.

The porn actress and director claimed in her book that Trump has a "smaller than average" penis, but "not freakishly small". "It has a huge mushroom head".

"He had a red cap, a Trump crest as a placeholder for the MAGA slogan not one of us could see coming", Daniels writes.

The most weird claim that Daniels made is about the presidency campaigns during 2007.

"He had a whole conversation with Hilary about the race, repeatedly mentioning 'our plan", she writes.

In the memoir, Daniels also reveals that Trump manipulated his show, The Apprentice, to help the adult film star cheat. She writes that Trump said to her, "We'll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand..."

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